Morning Glory Milking Farm (Cambric Creek: Sweet & Steamy Monster Romance Book 1)

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It’s slow burn and sweet and the hero is stern and a little bit of a dominating daddy and I need fan art ASAP.

I expected there to be several, but in the end a third could have been cut because they didn't add to the plot. She’d never dated a non-human before, but it was impossible to deny that this minotaur was exceedingly attractive. Lucky for her, in this Fantastic Beasts and Where to Touch Them universe, there's minotaurs that needs a-fucking, and who cares if the training videos look like somebody went Rule 34 on Zootopia's ass?

And that work entails milking minotaurs, aka giving handjobs to minotaurs to collect their ejaculation for use in a Viagra-like pharmaceutical drug. I found myself pondering why I was reading this and also wondering why I was enjoying the romance in it so much. Violet had gone to bed that night wondering what had happened; if this other woman had decided to become someone new before their marriage had ended, if they’d each become someone new, and the people they’d become after their vows simply hadn’t worked together.

I immediately was intrigued by Violet’s predicament and enjoyed the slow reveal of her job description. The writing was great (though it does switch between past and present a bit much) and the romance was so…. Hands-on work with minotaurs isn't something Violet ever considered as a career option, but she's determined to turn the opportunity into a reversal of fortune. So not only are we getting some backdoor action, but she's fingered him before and it wasn't on page? An unusual, but well paying, job opportunity arises and Violet can’t help but set aside her reservations and dive into this unconventional “farm”.Like the last time, he was completely erect, hanging stiffly above like a particularly decadent, juicy-looking fruit. A friend dropped a link as a “check out this obscure and slightly obscene book I found” and my depraved mind immediately was intrigued… and horrified? Dialogue is kind of a huge part for me to enjoy a book, and if I'm being honest, I found myself drifting in and out because the MC compartmentalize so much it felt never ending. I can’t—I can’t deal with gagging,” he gasped, hunching nearly to where she knelt before him, horns cutting through the air.

I’m starting this review before I’ve even started the book because the difference between the Audible cover, which is the one I saw when I came across this book in a recommendation thread, and the one I got with the kindle download is so striking and just plain funny to me. I was totally cheering for Violet and Rourke, and would 100% read more in this series or from this author. I was expecting straight smut and while I got that I hadn’t realized I’d get the sweetest love story. Of course he wants to help you find a job, he obviously only wants your tiny human hands on his enormous bullhood.That doesn’t bother me if the story is good, but it’s still nice when you don’t have to autocorrect as you read. Anytime she wants to be stuffed with my fat bull cock, I'll be there to fuck you so good you won't be able to remember your own name. And hey, you might just end up finding it is not as bad as you thought it would be and actually quite cute.